The Goddess Bunny

So what if I like to look at trashy celebrity blogs? Sometimes they yield links to magnificent things, like this.

I'm always behind the times. Everyone probably knew all about Goddess Bunny years ago. It's probably old news. You probably clicked on the link and said to yourself, "Oh... this. Pfft, I saw this in two thousand four." It's like when I finally discovered you could use toilet paper to wipe your bum instead of your fingers. I was eighteen, and I told everyone I knew and offered to demonstrate. It's going to be the same thing with Goddess Bunny. Nobody's going to be impressed at all.

David has gone out to see The Cancer Bats tonight. I wasn't excited to be staying home alone again, so I invited Jay over. I'm getting all ready for him now- stripping down to my calico undies and putting on my Ujjal Dosanjh mask. He's going to be so stoked when he walks in the door!

I can't believe I've gotten this far in life without knowing about Goddess Bunny. Just knowing Goddess Bunny exists will make things easier from here on in.